Here’s number 6 in our collectible Absurdist Texts & Documents series: Snowdrop in Africa by Norman Conquest. Beware: it’s a metafictional highball spiked with oulipian ouzo and wolfsbane. Shaken, not stirred.
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Yes, Professor C. W. Snowdrop is up to his old tricks again, and you’ll find them all inside Snowdrop in Africa when it hits the shelves on Halloween. It’s #6 in our Absurdist Texts & Documents series and nearly impossible to describe. Imagine a film noir starring Groucho Marx, with a screenplay by Raymond Roussel, and directed by Alfred Hitchcock—and that still doesn’t explain this metafiction by Norman Conquest.
You’ll just have to read it to believe it. CLICK HERE to purchase.
That’s right, the terrorists will win.
A cheap scare tactic? Not on your life. It was a former president who instructed us to do our patriotic duty: shop till you drop.
But don’t take his word for it, just ask Ryan Forsythe, the author of IF YOU DON’T READ THIS THE TERRORISTS WILL WIN. He was tortured by the U.S. government and lived to tell this shocking (some might say hilarious) tale of faith, patriotism, and how to pitch a children’s book.
That may sound screwy, but these are screwy times. Just remember, the fate of the nation is in your hands.
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Dive head-first into Oulipo Pornobongo: Anthology of EroticWordplay. This jazzy new anthology is designed to tickle, tempt & torment. It will satisfy your hunger for literary voodoo & oulipian mischief. Catch the spell and you’ll be haunted by ecstatic vibrations and deep, subterranean thrills.
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Our sublime anthology of erotic wordplay is now available—featuring titillating works by Eckhard Gerdes, Alain Arias-Misson, Larry Fondation. Harold Jaffe, Derek Pell, Andy O’Clancy, Farewell Debut, Rusty Cuffs, Opal Louis Nations, Tara Stillions Whitehead, Samantha Memi, Shane Roeschlein, Lance Olsen, and Ryan Forsythe. [Absurdist Texts & Documents – No. 4; Edition of 50.]
Each constrained text is limited to 600 words and is subjected to an oulipian constraint of the author’s choosing. Is it wordplay or foreplay? You be the judge. You’ll also find provocative “potential” images by artists Norman Conquest and Farewell Debut. All seductively packaged and perfectly bound—52 pages of puzzling seduction and literary tricks. There has never been an anthology like it.
UPDATE: THIS TITLE IS OUT OF PRINT